This is SERIOUSLY AMAZING: The Office: Recut as a Crime Drama.

Other things that are not as amazing:
a) Jason's car runs out of insurance tomorrow and we are looking for ways to get him new insurance.
b) We're going to bring the shelves upstairs downstairs and put my extra books, paper craft, DVDs, and stuff on them.
c) I'm making my boyfriend drag me to the following places before they close: Yogurt Delite (omg froyo), Petsmart, perhaps the beach (while it doesn't 'close,' it becomes 'illegal to hang out there')