Today I found out the answer to the question 'What happens to the remains of Ovaltine if you leave it in your room for months on end?' and it wasn't very pretty.

So I cleaned my desk up today and got my new monitor set up (remember the one I got for, uh, Christmas? >.>). It's very pretty and nice and I like it very much. I would take a picture, but a) I left my camera at my mom's, and b) my room is still dirtier than most NC-17 ratings.

My dad got me the correct RF unit in Reno, and me and Jason played Michael Jackson's Moonwalker last night. And. W-T-F?!?! Everybody who played this game when it came out probably has no doubt at all about Michael Jackson's guilt. Um. Are the little boys dressed as cheerleaders? Is the thing on Michael's head a boy or a monkey? And why is it brandishing a gun? How is this safe?

And I like how The Thermals' CD Fuckin' A needs an explicit lyrics warning. Uh...yeah?

After I give Jason a bad time about his credit card...
Jason (in a crabtastic fashion, like an old grandpa): I learned a very valuable lesson: don't buy useless shit. It's my favourite lesson. I learn more about it every day.

I was watching the Olympics with my father, and they were making this huge deal out of this Finnish guy who races cars AND ski jumps!
Olympic Commentator: OMG OMG OMG. This guy is into TWO sports! How amazing! How does he ski jump and race cars?
Me: Well my first thought was 'practice,' but obviously with this hype, I must be wrong. It must be something exciting like, 'He got into an accident with radioactive goo and is now able to ski AND drive.'

Tags: conversations, etc, jason, parents