Me (singing): Sit down, John, sit down, John. For God's sakes, John, sit down! I say vooote YES, vooote YES, vote yes for independencyyy!
Willow: What are you singing?
Me: It's from 1776 when all the congressmen are trying to get John Adams to be quiet.
Willow: If it took place nowadays, they'd just be like, 'SHUTTHEFUCKUP, JOHN!'

I'm sorry I've been so bad at updating lately D: I shall try harder. Yes. I certainly shall.