Willow and I watched this DVD called Santa Claus. I bought it from Dollar Tree. And any DVD you buy for a dollar is bound to be bad. And this certainly wasn't an exception. It was made in the 1950s. In Mexico. However, it was worth much, much more than a dollar in camp factor and in pure hilarity. There were some seriously classic moments. ALL Santa did was laugh. At one point, Santa was just standing outside of his sleigh and laughing for like 10 minutes and Willow was like, 'Stop laughing and get in your fucking SLEIGH already.' Best moment was probably the dance of the demons. Just. Too good.

In Chemistry, talking about Carbon-14 dating:
Mr. Gruner: Some religious sources say the world is only 4,000 years old, but science has figured out that it's about how old, now?
Lydia: Oh, about two thousand years old.

( Rather goofy )