HAPPY MARCH.

We watched the funniest video on first aid in biology.

My favorite parts:

- The choking dude, who obviously had a hairpiece on, was just standing there, coughing every few seconds. His hair flopped around ridiculously. When the chick finally realizes that the dude's choking, she asks him if he's choking. He nods, causing his ridiculous hair to flutter about in a most unflattering manner. Close up to a few inches above the bellybutton to the bottom of the crotch. This lady's two fingers snake around the guy's torso in slow mo, and you can hear it in your head: 'Bow chicka bow bow.' She then proceeds to push on his stomach rythmically with her hands while the words 'Thrust until he or she is unconscious' scroll repeatedly along the bottom.

- The following dialogue, after some random girl gets hit with a few empty boxes:
Man: Do you feel any pain?
Girl: Yes, my legs!
Man: Does it hurt?

- After a man has a hearattack and one girl starts to run toward him.
Lady: Wait! Be careful! It might not be safe.
Girl: What should we do?
Lady: Turn off the fan and the computer, and any electronics you might have.
Cut to the ugly leathery face of the heartattack victim, unconscious and lying unmoving on the floor, his red face so nicely contrasted by his awful pink shirt.
Girl: Are you okay?! [To the lady, conspiratorially.] He's not looking too good.